It's all lies. And pictures of also lies.

So I am a terrible bold faced liar. I said I would put up a flash fiction for your enjoyment within a day and it has been 17 days. I offer my sincerest apologies to my lovely fiancee. I will never again make fun of your sparse blog postings for at least a few weeks.

But I do have a particularly good reason for a lack of entries. Megan and I have been announcing our engagement to family and friends. We also have been going back and forth to Indy for Easter and doctor's appointments and the like. I got my braces off which is exciting. I am also working on a creative project for Honors 202 which involves me illustrating all of the circles of hell from Dante's Inferno. I am on five now and I only have three more weeks so I am kind of pressing on with that.

So basically, I will put up a flash when I edit one to the point where I want to post it. I have to edit one for class anyway so I will definitely have one by the end of the semester. I know all none of you are aching with anticipation.

As a way of compensation I will give you some bad (tasteless) jokes my dad came up with in light of recent pirate attacks off the coasts of Somalia.

1. Did you hear Johnny Depp died? He's one of the pirate's isn't he?
2. Do you know how they beat the pirates? They came around the side where they have their eye-patches.

Ah, yes my father the master of humor.

Until next time.

-KJB